This one's for Cyber and Philly

I have thoughts coming out of my ears

Thanks to you and folks like you

Here are some samples

Bear with me whilst I go back a spell

MY PRESIDENTS

Dwight Eisenhower

I was only 3 1/2 when Ike left office

I don't remember him

John Kennedy

What could've been

Lyndon Johnson

There was an arrogant SOB

Did more for civil rights than anyone since Lincoln

The Klan forced him

I think he was glad to GTF out of there

Richard Nixon

was a crook

Named Camp David after his Son-in -law 

David Eisenhower

Got us out of Viet-Nam

Opened the door to China

Gerald Ford

3 R's

Resigned: Veep Spiro Agnew

Resigned: Pres. R. M. Nixon

Republicans

Was Commander-in-Cheif when I joined the Army

6/29/76

Jimmy Carter

Was president for all but 6 months of my active millitary service

and half of my reserves

Man did I luck out

Talk about a peace time president

Ronald Reagan,

Bankrupted the USSR with Star Wars

(What a bluff)

Fired the Air Traffic Controllers

Suggested making ketchup the vegetable on school lunch menus

George Bush Sr.

Man that whole family is

Well you know

Anal

Bill Clinton

Should've kept it in his pants

At least he had smarts to go along with his balls

"W"

All balls

No smarts

Barack Obama

HOPE
Barack Obama
NOPE
Donald Trump
Oh Boy!
Someone Pissed the Old White Men Off