United We Fall

Friday, September 22, 2006

Monday

Ok, it's 10:00 am today, it's Monday and I'm at work. Who comes on my talk radio show, (not really 'my' talk radio show, I just listen to it every morning.)? Yep it was the Cimp-in-Cheif. In all his glorious stupidity, stuttering and stammering like that comedian Rush Limbaugh. I'm thinking to myself this is gonna be good, the last time the Chimp came on in the morning our 6:00 to 10:00 guy, Mangino, cut him off after three minutes, apologised for those three minutes and dedicated the rest of his show to 'How could this guy be President of the most powerful nation in the world'.Three minutes go by, then five. Now I'm getting steamed listening to the Blah-Blah sputtering from this dudes pretzel hole when all of a sudden I get this visual, kind of like a premonition. I turned to my helper Bert and said "Look out here it comes". He looks back all confused like WTF are you talking about and asked 'What?'. I said to him "The Devil (That's what Bert calls him) is gonna say 'it's hard work". Ya wanna bet?" He didn't want to bet. Anyway it's like five and a half minutes into the schpiel and BAM! It's...It's..Uh...It's Hard work. Well we got to laugh about that at least.So now its twentythree minutes and I'm thinking 'What the hell is wrong with Mangino today'. Then I look at the clock in earnest, apparently for the first time, and realized it's allmost 10:30, this is the Rivers show. Mercifully it ended shortly after that.I'm sending Rivers an E-Mail tonight to finish this rant. He don't like Boosh either. I think he was just being lazy. Rather screw off at our expense than do his job.